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Quando você oferece comida e a pessoa não aceita : 

di-ssimular:

(via coisasdemeninoos)

the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”

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solarcoaster:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

im crying

I lost it

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(Fonte: phrenesi, via clkkuma)

(Fonte: p-urple-sw4g, via kawaiiandchibi)

É tudo falta de Padrinhos Mágicos. 

(Fonte: mar-de-ironia, via kawaiiandchibi)

Você é legal, mas prefiro livros. 

(Fonte: cao-dorgado, via kawaiiandchibi)

Dou conselhos para pessoas, mas não sei usá-los quando preciso. 

(Fonte: odeiorotulos, via kawaiiandchibi)